Sometimes I wonder what drugs everyone is on. And then I just shrug and accept it.
what are u smoking i want some too
Yes hello I would like one glass of marijuana, no ice
would you like a coaster?
and one of those little umbrella is you have some.
i think we all wanted to grow up to be ferris but we ended up becoming cameron instead
what if you woke up christmas morning and your favorite character or celebrity was just casually sitting by the christmas tree with a bow on their head and was just like “oh good you’re finally awake”
oh its december 1st *snorts hot coco powder* i fkn LOVE christmas *wraps lights around my naked body and runs around town* CHRISTMAS